DID YOU KNOW: A periodic dad bod inspection will maximize your happiness, recalibrate your systems and put a spring in your step!
So if you didn't know that, now you do.
Now that I've piqued your interest, let me introduce myself...
I'm Shae, a zesty blend of West Coast chill and East Coast sophistication.
Cutiepie hardware running goofball software, with a touch of the cerebral (I'm an INTP according to Myers-Briggs, AKA Astrology for Boys).
Bonus points if you can bring me arcane knowledge about finance, tech, history, or science...I like to collect little-known tidbits like a crow collecting shiny rocks.
Let's eat something delicious together, trade some banter and see where it goes.
I have a lovely, private and permanent haven in Midtown, if such a thing interests you. If you charm me during your intro, I may even mix up your favorite drink for you as you arrive.
Xoxo,
Shae
P.S. And to address the elephant in the room...no, a dad bod isn't an actual requirement ;)
📍 I have a permanent, private and luxe incall in Midtown Manhattan. I can host, or come to you. Incalls do not require any additional fee; nor do outcalls to the 5 boroughs.
New to dad bod inspections? Start here:
DAD BOD INSPECTION FAQ
Q: I don't have a dad bod. Can I still spend time with you?
A: I always love to meet kind and respectful people. I don't discriminate based on age, size, race, nationality, or disability status.
Q: What sort of dad bod inspections do you offer?
A: My dad bod inspections are private, discreet, and guaranteed to give you a renewed lease on life. Whether you live in NYC, or you are visiting on business, or wish to bring me to you outside NYC, I'd love to meet you. I prefer longer dates, as they allow for a more thorough dad bod inspection. Let's kick things off with lunch, dinner or exploring the city, before we retreat to private quarters for your dad bod inspection. Or what about an overnight?
Q: I crave the finer things in life, and I'd love a deluxe dad bod inspection. Do you offer those?
A: Yes, I can give you premier treatment with a two hour minimum. Treat yo'self to a truly luxurious dad bod inspection — you deserve it!
Q: I'm not strictly vanilla. Do you offer kink?
A: Yes. If you're looking for dad bod inspection with a kinky twist, I have a submissive side. Learn more: https://www.shae-ashbury.com/kinky-gfe-escort
Q: Where do you offer dad bod inspections?
A: I am based in NYC and inspect dad bods throughout the NYC metro area. I can host you at my luxe, private and centrally located spot for no additional fee, or I can come to you. I am also passport ready and available for dad bod inspections worldwide.
Q: I'm new to dad bod inspections, and I'm nervous! Can you help?
A: Relax and breathe — you are in expert hands. I will guide you through the process and provide a warm, welcoming environment for your dad bod inspection.
Q: What is the best way to schedule my dad bod inspection?
A: I suggest you book at least 24-48 hours in advance, as I have a busy schedule and tend to book up in advance. Requests received via my website get priority scheduling, so visit https://www.shae-ashbury.com/ to book.
💙 STATS: Age 35, American, 5’4”, 32D (natural), petite and flexible athletic figure with a bubble butt, blue-green eyes, long blonde hair, no tattoos
