Elle von Neumann

Studied computer science, worked in tech, now starting a graduate degree in business. I switch fluently between the two languages and find most people only speak one.

Interested in people who think in portfolios, not just paychecks. who understand optionality, who’ve read the memo and the footnotes.

I like game theory, p vs. np, the psychology of risk, obscure Fed speeches, cities that were built by capital and cities that were built by accident.

Suspicious of men who mistake net worth for personality.

Drawn to precision. To restraint. To people who know the difference between confidence and certainty.

Life is a series of asymmetric bets. Choose carefully.

Selective. Discreet. GFE.

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To confirm our booking, I require a 25% deposit.

Accepted options for deposit: Crypto or CashApp

In the event you need to cancel, your deposit will be refunded if you cancel within 48 hours of our scheduled date.

Please understand that my safety must always remain top priority. All bookings require proper screening. Please email or message me the following information:

Full Name

Email

Phone Number

Desired Time, Date, Location, and length of meeting

Provide a link to a valid social media account. (If left blank, I will request a selfie of you holding your Gov ID or Passport.)

Include the emails of two providers you have seen. If you are new or cannot provide references, let me know.

Tell me a little bit about you and include any plans/ideas you have in mind.

If you are unable to provide me with the information requested, I will have to decline. As discretion is my upmost importance, your information will be promptly deleted.

Please feel free to ask any questions. I am friendly :).

Email: MissElleNYC@proton.me

Telegram: @MissElleNYC

Signal: @MissElleNYC.27

Phone Number: +19292603113